Darkside NYC T-shirt — Optimism Is Self-Deception: Vols. 1 & 2
Gildan Heavy Cotton (5.5 oz.).
Double-sided. 6 screens.
OPTIMISM IS SELF-DECEPTION on front.
Sick insane asylum pic with titles on back.
Sizes S - 3XL.
Black, Navy, Gray or Berry/Wine.
These are regular old school style shirts, not those new too-thin, too tight joints all the fancy fit folks wear!
AVAILABLE STOCK (as of July 3, 2022):
3X - 3 left in BLACK
2X - 1 left in BLACK
2X - 2 left in NAVY
2X - 1 left in GRAY
2X - 1 left in BERRY/WINE
XL - 19 left in BLACK
XL - 2 left in NAVY
XL - 2 left in BERRY/WINE
L - 25 left in BLACK
L - 1 left in GRAY
M - 4 left in BLACK
M - 2 left in NAVY
M - 1 left in GRAY
M - 2 left in BERRY/WINE
S - 3 left in BLACK
For bulk domestic, wholesale or international orders, contact us directly: SatanWearsSuspenders@yahoo.com
We are planning a big re-order for the spring. No pre-sales; we got credit beeyotch...
SHIPPING WITHIN THE U.S.A.:
Shipping throughout the USA is now priced via “zones”. We are based in NYC. Your “zone” for shipping purposes is your distance in miles “as the crow flies” from us:
Zone 1 - 0-50 miles (includes NYC and immediate vicinity)
Zone 2 - 51-150 miles (includes Philadelphia, Albany)
Zone 3 - 151-300 miles (includes Boston, Washington, DC)
Zone 4 - 301-600 miles (includes Detroit, Cleveland, Charlotte)
Zone 5 - 601-1,000 miles (includes Chicago, Atlanta, Nashville)
Zone 6 - 1,001-1,400 miles (includes Kansas City, Minneapolis)
Zone 7 - 1,401-1,800 miles (includes Austin, Denver)
Zone 8 - 1,800+ miles (West Coast)
(We gain a buck or two on Zones 1-3 and lose a few on Zone 8.)
Packages are shipped First Class Mail up to 13 oz. (single shirts or 1-2 CDs)
Heavier packages are shipped Priority Mail.
Shipping internationally is based on weight. While it is possible to ship a single S or M shirt to Canada/Japan/Europe for under 8 oz., most packages of 1-3 shirts end up being 9-32 oz. Packages of 4-6 shirts end up in the range of 33-48 oz.
USPS prices as of 2021:
Shipping to Canada: $14.25 (under 8 oz.) / $21.25 (9-32oz.) / $33.00 (33-48 oz.)
Shipping to Japan: $15.75 (under 8 oz.) / $28.75 (9-32oz.) / $45.50 (33-48 oz.)
Shipping to Europe: $15.25 (under 8 oz.) / $25.50 (9-32oz.) / $41.50 (33-48 oz.)
We therefore encourage bundling orders to avoid overpaying shipping on a single item. (Paying $26 shipping for 3 shirts is only $9 each—way better than paying $26 for just one!). While we’ve enabled the shop to accept international orders, please refer to the guide above. We reserve the right to cancel any order that exceeds our ability to reasonably fulfill it. (For instance, ordering 10-20-30 shirts for the base shipping price only.)