Darkside NYC T-shirt — Pendulum
Gildan Heavy Cotton (5.5 oz.).
Double-sided / 4 screens.
DNYC logo with swinging pendulum on front.
"Optimism Is Self-Deception" letters across the back.
Sizes S - 3XL
Black, Navy, Forest, Maroon, Berry/Wine or “Midnight Electric” Blue. Even found a Chocolate.
These are regular old school style shirts, not those new too-thin, too tight joints all the fancy fit folks wear!
AVAILABLE STOCK (as of July 3, 2022):
3X - 3 left in BLACK*
2X - 8 left in BLACK*
2X - 1 left in NAVY
2X - 1 left in FOREST
2X - 1 left in MAROON
2X - 1 left in BERRY
2X - 1 left in MIDNIGHT/ELECTRIC BLUE
XL - 18 left in BLACK
XL - 1 left in NAVY
XL - 1 left in FOREST
XL - 1 left in MAROON
XL - 2 left in BERRY/WINE
XL - 1 left in CHOCOLATE*
L - 12 left in BLACK
L - 1 left in BERRY
M - 4 left in BLACK
M - 1 left in NAVY
M - 1 left in FOREST
M - 1 left in BERRY
M - 1 left in MIDNIGHT/ELECTRIC BLUE
S - 2 left in BLACK
For bulk domestic, wholesale or international orders, contact us directly: SatanWearsSuspenders@yahoo.com
We are planning a big re-order for the spring. No pre-sales; we got credit beeyotch...
SHIPPING WITHIN THE U.S.A.:
Shipping throughout the USA is now priced via “zones”. We are based in NYC. Your “zone” for shipping purposes is your distance in miles “as the crow flies” from us:
Zone 1 - 0-50 miles (includes NYC and immediate vicinity)
Zone 2 - 51-150 miles (includes Philadelphia, Albany)
Zone 3 - 151-300 miles (includes Boston, Washington, DC)
Zone 4 - 301-600 miles (includes Detroit, Cleveland, Charlotte)
Zone 5 - 601-1,000 miles (includes Chicago, Atlanta, Nashville)
Zone 6 - 1,001-1,400 miles (includes Kansas City, Minneapolis)
Zone 7 - 1,401-1,800 miles (includes Austin, Denver)
Zone 8 - 1,800+ miles (West Coast)
(We gain a buck or two on Zones 1-3 and lose a few on Zone 8.)
Packages are shipped First Class Mail up to 13 oz. (single shirts or 1-2 CDs)
Heavier packages are shipped Priority Mail.
Shipping internationally is based on weight. While it is possible to ship a single S or M shirt to Canada/Japan/Europe for under 8 oz., most packages of 1-3 shirts end up being 9-32 oz. Packages of 4-6 shirts end up in the range of 33-48 oz.
USPS prices as of 2021:
Shipping to Canada: $14.25 (under 8 oz.) / $21.25 (9-32oz.) / $33.00 (33-48 oz.)
Shipping to Japan: $15.75 (under 8 oz.) / $28.75 (9-32oz.) / $45.50 (33-48 oz.)
Shipping to Europe: $15.25 (under 8 oz.) / $25.50 (9-32oz.) / $41.50 (33-48 oz.)
You’ll kindly note we take a little haircut on the shipping... (and it’s still more than I’d ever wanna pay!)
We therefore encourage *bundling orders* to avoid overpaying shipping on a single item. (Paying $26 shipping for 3 shirts is only $9 each—way better than paying $26 for just one!). While we’ve enabled the shop to accept international orders, please refer to the guide above. We reserve the right to cancel any order that exceeds our ability to reasonably fulfill it. (For instance, ordering 10-20-30 shirts for the base shipping price only.)